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So Chespirito Wrote Most Of Capulina's Movie Scripts

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:20:57 -0400

Sadness all over: Gaspar Henaine, AKA Capulina, passed away last week and I still can't get over it. Did you know that, besides being an hilarious actor, Capulina was also a singer, bullfighter and a circus ring leader? Yup. Also, it turns out Chespirito wrote many of Capulina's movie scripts.

White Mexican Girl Arrested In Mexico. Has The World Gone Mad?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:35:58 -0400

If you're reaction was anything but "HOLY SHIT!" after reading what I just wrote, then clearly your understanding of Mexican classism is nonexistent.

Who Knew Kissing A Real, Live Lion Could Be So Charming?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:13:27 -0400

Ana Julia is the founder and director of an animal shelter in Cali, Colombia. Here's a picture of Ana kissing Jupiter, a real African lion who was rescued from an abusive circus.

Your Morning Squeeze: Behind The Music With La Tigresa Del Oriente

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 10:24:32 -0400

Everything about La Tigresa Del Oriente is powerful stuff: her looks, her music, her story. Juana Judith Bustos Ahuite's alluring persona has captivated millions and that's why this documentary, shot inside what appears to be a hospital's waiting room or possibly a police station, is necessary viewing.

Gisele Bundchen's Controversial TV Ad [Video]

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:00:13 -0400

Gisele Bundchen was doing her thing -- and by "her thing" we mean she shot a TV ad while strutting around looking beautiful in women's underthings -- for Brazilian lingerie brand HOPE when the president of the SEPM, a pro-women's rights group, asked to have the ad suspended on the grounds that it "objectifies women."

Gays, Do The Words "Fag" And "Loca" Offend You? GLAAD Says They Do

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:14:32 -0400

GLAAD just bitched us out for using the words "fag" and "loca" and this is what we have to say.

Niurka Is Looking For This Perra With The World's Longest Nails

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:11:05 -0400

Niurka and Ivy Queen have started a witch hunt after hearing some woman by the name of Chris Walton, AKA "The Dutchess," just received Guinness' World's Longest Nails title. Both Niurka and Ivy and gonna shit a brick when they hear it took Chris 18 years to grow her natural nails, not 18 manicures.

Boredom Leads Worker To Make Chuntarito Boots, BBM His Many Viejas

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 11:41:47 -0400

Are you wondering what your dad is doing when he says he's "working his ass off" to send you to community college? This: sitting around the office making chuntarito boots out of electrical tape and BBM-ing pictures of them to his other viejas.

Your Morning Squeeze: New Calle 13 Video "Latinoamerica"

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:13:50 -0400

Check out Calle 13's new video for their latest single "Latinoamerica."

Watch Erik Estrada Sniff Some Hot Woman's Ass [Video]

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:24:31 -0400

How amazing is it that Erik Estrada has not been kicked off ¡Mira Quien Baila! even though he's a terrible dancer and now a butt sniffer? VERY amazing.